I don’t know whether the concept of “the monster in the closet” is universal, but among my elementary school peers, it certainly seemed that way. Now, as a parent to two elementary school children, I've noticed that the closet monster continues to work dutifully, waving away any talk of retirement. Each night, before bed, my daughter walks over to the closet and presses it shut. She even does this when the closet isn’t open. Around the world, there are thousands — perhaps millions — of children who adhere to the same routine. And for what? To the extent these monsters are real, they are actually quite adorable...or at least that’s what Monsters, Inc. would have us believe. We really have nothing to fear from closet monsters.